there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets
don’t tell me when i’m done
(via -everdeen)
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
(Source: tonkswyrda, via perfectpsychopath)
do you ever have the biggest crush ever on someone but at the same time you just want to punch them in the face
(Source: mirandacosgrove, via thelastofthemorgensterns)
There should be an iCarly episode where Spencer just snaps and throws Carly out of a the window for never listening to him…it would be called “iAm Done with Your Bullshit” or “iHaven’t got laid since you moved in and brought your friends with you”
iHaven’t got laid since you moved in and brought friends with you
(Source: samsfatcakes, via willherondalestoast)
i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
(Source: takeavacation, via mygayshoes)
- Gabriel: You know, there was a time I thought we could be friends, Will.
- Will: There was a time I thought I was a ferret, but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't.
